인장

Like mein mutter und mein vater

I enjoy a healthy meal

Yes my outside's soft und flabby

But my inside's made of steel

We raise piggies in the backyard

And I eat them limb from limb

We don't leave our dachshunds all alone with him!

And always to the music of

I want a golden ticket, I WANT A GOLDEN TICKET!

and then a girl cried out and in her hand a penesier

A golden ticket on display and what did "sweet" Veruca say

Daddy!

Yes?

Buy me North Korea

Ugggh

When Veruca says

BUY!

it's like a battle cry

and when Veruca says

MINE!

its chilling for the spine

and IF Veruca said

PLEASE!

I'd know it was a tease before her

MORE, NOW, OUT, BUY FETCH, MINE!!!

and when she finally goes to sleep we pray and say amen

until tomorrow when it all begins

AGAIN!!

So let me lift my trophy

And then I'm gonna let this mic drop

Whoo!

And then I'm gonna think bazooka

Bazooka Joe!

And tell that stupid girl Veruca

Veruca no!

Her daddy may own the shop

But a princess ain't no match

For the Queen of Pop!

Klonopin, Ativan, Paxil, and Valium

I need a pill just to sit down and tally 'em

Wopaval's good, I got Librium here

And I chase 'em all down with a bucket of beer

Here in the bosom of America

My little boy can speak out to the throng

And though he's quite the malcontent

Someday he might be president!

Oh what could possibly go--